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Join Date: Sep 2009
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So V.P. Joe Biden is giving a speech equating air bags with gun ownership. Oh! We'll save lives!
Which just happens to make our second amendment INALIENABLE right, <given by God, and inseparable from us>, if enacted, into a mere privilege. May I be allowed to suggest that Mr. Biden, Go to Hell, and take his God Damned "privileges" for gun ownership by citizens in good standing, right along with him? Dateline: Florida ( where else? lol ) Homeowner heard his dog barking, and finally went to see what the racket was all about. Since it was late in the evening, he brought his pistol with him. Good thing, because he was greeted with the sight of a completely naked man, choking his Rottweiler. ![]() The police spokesperson said that they arrested him, and were having him tested, since he probably was on drugs at the time. Gee, do you think? < ROFL! > ![]() I wonder what our Miss America would suggest here, as a non-violent response? ![]() |
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Now living the life of a POW
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: The Lost Corners of Colorado
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Meanwhile: Woman is working alone one night as a relief clerk/night auditor at a motel with a rough clientel - young males, mostly Native Americans, who can't wait to get off the Rez every weekend, rent a room in the nearest town and get drunk on their asses with the results you might expect. One night our heroine hears banging noises and the sound of glass shattering at the back of the building. She calls 9/11 to alert the local cops of a potential break-in/robbery, grabs her trusty pepper spray and circles around back to see what's going on. Sure enough, a drunk is trying to break in thru the laundry room, and alcohol is not the only substance he's high on. When he turns around to see who's interrupting his fun, he gets a good burst of pepper spray square in the face. He falls to the ground bellowing in pain and rubbing his eyes which have been temporarily blinded. The cops arrive, hear the story of what went down before they arrived on the scene, and recognize the drunk as someone whose attempted break-in was not his first time at the rodeo. The guy is cuffed, placed in the back of the patrol car and locked up in the county jail where the pepper spray gradually wears off, leaving no lasting injury. The rest of the night is quiet, the motel books balanced, and no first graders were harmed. You can take your assault weapon and jam it where the sun don't shine.
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Join Date: Sep 2009
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There's no need to shoot a drunk who is causing no one any serious harm.
He's drunk, and he's trying to get inside a hotel where he'd like a room, or help to find his room - he's not trying to rape or kill or kidnap anyone. There's no need to fire a gun unless the threat is very immediate, and very serious. Real People are armed. Sheeple People rely on their invisibility cloaks to avoid being a victim. |
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