People actually believe this is true!

Drax · 01-23-2008, 07:05 PM

They probably even believe this one:

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Report: 94% Of South Dakotans Unprepared For Mt. Rushmore Faces Coming Alive And Eating Everyone

January 23, 2008 | Issue 44•04

It's no wonder this country's turning to shit.

TO is just an online supermarket tabloid news...no truth what-so-frakkin-evah.

Happy Monkey · 01-23-2008, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Drax

TO is just an online supermarket tabloid news...

Um, no. It's parody, not tabloid.

SteveDallas · 01-23-2008, 10:53 PM

Wait, WTF? The other 6% are prepared for it? How did they prepare?

I'll probably be getting this one in my email. My dad has a cousin who sends them to him (and about 50 other people, all in the To: line), and he passes them on to me.

Kingswood · 01-28-2008, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Wait, WTF? The other 6% are prepared for it? How did they prepare?

There was originally one state called "Dakota" and the 6% who prepared seceded to form the state of North Dakota. Mount Rushmore, being a mountain, is fixed in place and is thus unlikely to affect people that don't live in the same state when it goes on a murderous rampage.

01-23-2008, 10:53 PM	#3
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Wait, WTF? The other 6% are prepared for it? How did they prepare? I'll probably be getting this one in my email. My dad has a cousin who sends them to him (and about 50 other people, all in the To: line), and he passes them on to me.

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