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08-30-2002, 03:35 PM | #1 |
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The Cellars Greatest Hits
dhamsaic nominated a warch post here for top ten status on the cellar so I'm thinking how bout a greatest hits thread for the summer doldrums? Funniest one-liners, impenetrable rants, unreadable postings, shit storms, flames that sort of thing.
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08-30-2002, 05:14 PM | #3 |
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That one falls under the "superbly well crafted and well reasoned, most thoroughly contemplated and thought-out posts" category, right?
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08-30-2002, 07:51 PM | #4 |
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As posted by Dave in this thread in November:
"Oh yeah. I have a suggestion - on your tombstone, have inscribed 'Here lies WWARNER11, the fucking smartass.'" That was classic...Dave has posted some gems. Of course, so have I, but I'm not going to submit my own stuff. |
08-30-2002, 08:08 PM | #5 |
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Hubris has also come up with some fantastic gems, like this humorous exchange with Griff from here:
Griff: "Shut up, pay yer taxes, and thank God you have betters who understand what art is." HB: "Oh. Why art man not say so first? Ogg feel better now. Ogg go make lunch now. Cow meat on bread. Good. Good. Later, bang rocks together." -- And then there was the extremist thread he created...man, that was good stuff. |
08-30-2002, 09:13 PM | #6 | |
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I think you came off as a complete raving madman. On the other hand, I look back at my post today, and can't decipher what in the hell I was thinking. I feel strangely compelled to reply to myself and start arguing with myself! So I think I can see why I provoked such a response. :) Last edited by juju; 08-30-2002 at 09:16 PM. |
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From here.
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08-31-2002, 01:46 AM | #8 | ||||
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Here's some jewels from this thread.
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08-31-2002, 01:54 AM | #9 |
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Ah...sweet memories....
Not. I didn't need a reminder about the many hours i've wasted on here when i could have been doing someing constructive, like snorting wizz fizz.
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08-31-2002, 02:35 AM | #10 |
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Wizz fizz?
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08-31-2002, 03:25 AM | #12 |
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Wizz fizz? Its like the coating on allot of lollies in pure form, in a bag, with a little spoon. Some people like to snort it coz it tingles like hell, i know a lawyer that does it with like its crack just to freak people out.
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08-31-2002, 11:16 AM | #13 |
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I was going to point out Hubris' extremist thread. I've said before, and I'll say it again, that is probably what I consider <b>the</b> post on the Cellar. It was a beautiful thing.
I should also note that the spiders thing has since been debunked. It's a myth, my friends. Nothing more. |
08-31-2002, 02:37 PM | #14 |
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Jag, you have become incredibly cranky lately. Lighten up man.
Griff and Tony's follow-ups to the extremist thread were great too. The "Be a person" thread...heh...that was a blast. Dave posted some gems in this thread too. |
08-31-2002, 05:51 PM | #15 |
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HA! Man, I had forgotten about those. God Muse was an ass.
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