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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Ask the Salesperson
Third floor, aisle 6.
Yes, may I help you?
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Where's the mayonnaisseisaise?
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To shreds, you say?
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in the condimentsentsents aisle
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Tequila,12 ga slugs, hacksaw, chain, cinder-blocks, garbage bags, paper towels, mop, bucket and Mr. Clean? Quickly man!
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To shreds, you say?
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Loading Dock. Ask for Lou, tell him you want kit #5. Cash only.
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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"Excuse me, do you have this in a size 2?"
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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I need a heating fuel additive that prevents waxing of the oil in cold temperatures?
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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I recommend adding warmth. It's available in the environment but unfortunately out of season at this time.
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Do you have any hotcakes? I'm having the damndest time finding hotcakes.
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To shreds, you say?
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white kerosene. In hardware.
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Radical Centrist
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To shreds, you say?
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No ma'am, I just walk that way.
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To shreds, you say?
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Or you could go to automotive and get diesel fuel additive. #2 heating oil is just diesel. The kerosene works too. Is your tank outdoors?
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I think this line's mostly filler.
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: DC
Posts: 13,575
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I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
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Adapt and Survive
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Ann Arbor, Mi
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Are you free?
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