Ask the Salesperson
 

Third floor, aisle 6.

Yes, may I help you?

Where's the mayonnaisseisaise?

in the condimentsentsents aisle

Tequila,12 ga slugs, hacksaw, chain, cinder-blocks, garbage bags, paper towels, mop, bucket and Mr. Clean? Quickly man!

Loading Dock. Ask for Lou, tell him you want kit #5. Cash only.

"Excuse me, do you have this in a size 2?"

"Why yes, ma'am, we do."

"Oh, then go f*** yourself."

;)

I need a heating fuel additive that prevents waxing of the oil in cold temperatures?

I recommend adding warmth. It's available in the environment but unfortunately out of season at this time.

Do you have any hotcakes? I'm having the damndest time finding hotcakes.

white kerosene. In hardware.

if i had the warmth i wouldn't need the heating oil now would i

No ma'am, I just walk that way.

Or you could go to automotive and get diesel fuel additive. #2 heating oil is just diesel. The kerosene works too. Is your tank outdoors?

I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Are you free?