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Old 10-24-2010, 10:29 AM   #1
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Pies That Make You Angry

Peach.

always too mushy.
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Old 10-24-2010, 04:24 PM   #2
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Pecan.

Minimal involvement of pecans; filled with unidentified goo.
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Old 10-24-2010, 04:32 PM   #3
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Mud.

Such a disappointment.
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Old 10-24-2010, 04:36 PM   #4
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nursery rhyme pies. full of live birds and plums and shit. and mincemeat! which doesn't have any meat! and gelid citrus pies with fake topping.

oooh, didn't know I was so full of pie angst!
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Old 10-24-2010, 04:44 PM   #5
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I have nothing against any particular kind of pie, but I absolutely loathe meringue. (When I was a kid, Grandma Dallas would make two lemon pies and only put meringue on one of them.)
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Old 10-24-2010, 04:44 PM   #6
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Good mincemeat has meat, not green tomatoes.
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Old 10-24-2010, 04:49 PM   #7
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""homemade" apple pie that is, in fact, mass-produced with that crust that tastes like buttered cardboard and those fake-tasting apples. I'm looking at you, Perkins.
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Old 10-24-2010, 07:17 PM   #8
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Pies that don't exist. One of our local pubs has a chalkboard behind the bar listing apple and cherry pie, a la mode if you like. But whenever I've asked for a slice, they are always 86'd.
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Old 10-24-2010, 08:47 PM   #9
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The Pie that's boycotting the Cellar.
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Old 10-25-2010, 02:04 AM   #10
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I have nothing against any particular kind of pie, but I absolutely loathe meringue. (When I was a kid, Grandma Dallas would make two lemon pies and only put meringue on one of them.)
Grandma's rock!
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Old 10-25-2010, 02:08 AM   #11
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I've always found pumpkin pie to be rather smarmy.
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Old 10-25-2010, 02:43 AM   #12
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Apricot pie made with dried apricots is a jip.
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Old 10-25-2010, 07:53 AM   #13
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pumpkin pie. wtf is that all about. pumpkins are for carving, not eating. yuck.
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Old 10-25-2010, 07:59 AM   #14
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Shepherd's pie. Very skimpy on the shepherds.
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Old 10-25-2010, 07:59 AM   #15
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My cheesburger pie makes me angry: angry with LOVE.

Other than that, apple pie is the only pie I like. I'll eat the occasional pumpkin but it doesn't really do it for me. Oh, and weird pies like chocolate mousse pies are good. French silk ice cream pie.

Cherry pie pisses me off. It looks like it should taste good, but I hate cherries. All that wonderful pie crust, ruined! My brother is convinced this makes me anti-american.
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