Pies That Make You Angry
 

Peach.

always too mushy.

Pecan.

Minimal involvement of pecans; filled with unidentified goo.

Mud.

Such a disappointment.

nursery rhyme pies. full of live birds and plums and shit. and mincemeat! which doesn't have any meat! and gelid citrus pies with fake topping.

oooh, didn't know I was so full of pie angst!

I have nothing against any particular kind of pie, but I absolutely loathe meringue. (When I was a kid, Grandma Dallas would make two lemon pies and only put meringue on one of them.)

Good mincemeat has meat, not green tomatoes.

""homemade" apple pie that is, in fact, mass-produced with that crust that tastes like buttered cardboard and those fake-tasting apples. I'm looking at you, Perkins.

Pies that don't exist. One of our local pubs has a chalkboard behind the bar listing apple and cherry pie, a la mode if you like. But whenever I've asked for a slice, they are always 86'd.

The Pie that's boycotting the Cellar.

Grandma's rock!

I've always found pumpkin pie to be rather smarmy.

Apricot pie made with dried apricots is a jip.

pumpkin pie. wtf is that all about. pumpkins are for carving, not eating. yuck.

Shepherd's pie. Very skimpy on the shepherds.

My cheesburger pie makes me angry: angry with LOVE.

Other than that, apple pie is the only pie I like. I'll eat the occasional pumpkin but it doesn't really do it for me. Oh, and weird pies like chocolate mousse pies are good. French silk ice cream pie.

Cherry pie pisses me off. It looks like it should taste good, but I hate cherries. All that wonderful pie crust, ruined! My brother is convinced this makes me anti-american.