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04-21-2009, 06:44 AM
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Kinda New Member
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What are the requirements to open an assisted living facility in florida?
I am currently in nursing school and I want to start taking the appropriate steps to open an assisted living facility.
Can anyone please tell me the first 10-20 steps to getting the business up and running? |
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04-21-2009, 09:49 AM
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Radical Centrist
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We only have the knowledge to open and operate a hot dog stand in Florida. Will that help? Would you rather open a hot dog stand?
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04-21-2009, 09:50 AM
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The future is unwritten
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Yes, #1 would be move to the United States.
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04-21-2009, 10:18 AM
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Your Bartender
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I admit I've not an expert, but I'm thinking a fairly large chunk of capital is high up on the list.
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04-21-2009, 10:31 AM
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#3 Find lots of rich incapacitated old people who have families who don't want to deal with them.
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04-21-2009, 10:33 AM
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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04-21-2009, 10:38 AM
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I can hear my ears
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here are the steps in order.....chronological order, that is.
1. Move to America ( bruce can see you ) 2. Get a lot of money (steve must not be contradicted) 3. Find some old people. 4. Find some swamp land to purchase cheap. 5. Kill all the alligators and snakes 6. Get some more money 7. Find some new old people, because the ones you had have all died by now. 8. Bribe 3 of the 5 members of the local city council to smooth the way for your permits for construction. 9. Hire a General Contractor to build your facility 10. Get a LOT more money 11. Go ahead and fire the 1st GC right away. he's going to rob you blind, anyway. 12. Hire the 2nd GC, and show him pictures of 'the last GC that robbed you' (posed like a mob hit)- see the Stucci bros in 'White Men Cant Jump' 13. Hire an advertising company to come up with a placid sounding name 14. Hire someone to get more money all the time 15. Grease local politicians ( I dont know why, just do it) 16. When construction is complete, bribe the inspectors to approve it in spite of the code violations 17. Have a grand opening 18. Get some more Old people again......( maybe we should revisit steps 3 and 7) 19. Hire a security company to keep the old people from sneaking in young people 20. buy a golf cart and ride around like a king, baby.
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04-21-2009, 10:43 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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 Or the old people from sneaking out. "I'm cold, and frightened." [/grandpa on The Simpsons}
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04-21-2009, 02:46 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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I hate it when Google searches return Cellar Relationship Thread posts when people input "assisted nursing facility requirements". I mean, Bruce and I are old, but fuuuck.
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04-21-2009, 03:05 PM
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Your Bartender
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04-25-2009, 02:49 AM
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And the award for most random question asked of a bunch of random strangers goes to .....
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04-25-2009, 08:16 AM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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ASSISTED LIVING
yet another oxymoron
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04-25-2009, 08:19 AM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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When you do get it together, make sure to put mossy orbs in the pool. They will definitely make your residents feel better. But eventually they will wind up with diabeeeetis.
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04-25-2009, 12:12 PM
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04-25-2009, 12:15 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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lol...I almost posted that!
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