I will kick your ass!

lumberjim · 02-28-2009, 11:15 PM

and take your name!

step to the line, motherfucker!

Shawnee123 · 02-28-2009, 11:16 PM

I have number 32? Where do I wait?

Beestie · 02-28-2009, 11:48 PM

Didn't some guy on eBay offer to fly to your house and kick your ass a few years ago? Not sure he had any takers.

morethanpretty · 02-28-2009, 11:59 PM

I don't wait in lines.

toranokaze · 03-01-2009, 01:23 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4fN_shVm4s

DanaC · 03-01-2009, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty

I don't wait in lines.

I do. It's kind of obligatory. Queuing.

Radar · 03-02-2009, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beestie

Didn't some guy on eBay offer to fly to your house and kick your ass a few years ago? Not sure he had any takers.

I must admit, I could use a good ass kicking. I just haven't found anyone who could do the job. Maybe if I hired Merc & UG together, they could bring some friends (assuming they have any) and they could do the job... but I doubt it.

lumberjim · 03-02-2009, 02:18 PM

I would hit you so hard your mom would feel it.

Sundae · 03-02-2009, 02:21 PM

Spanked, okay.
Kicked - bah. No fun in that.

If you make sure you're clean (ask Sheldon about his shower attachment) I'll lick. And you ain't never gonna get a better offer than that, babay.

Cicero · 03-02-2009, 03:45 PM

I would roll you so hard your butt would eat your head. Oh wait. Too late.

Because your head seems to be up your ass.

lumberjim · 03-02-2009, 03:57 PM

oh man that was lame

cic, I would slap the taste out of your mouth.

Cicero · 03-02-2009, 04:05 PM

I would slap you so hard it would peel the paint off your car.

Undertoad · 03-02-2009, 04:10 PM

I will kick your ass so hard you'll taste Nikes for the next two weeks

Beestie · 03-02-2009, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beestie

Didn't some guy on eBay offer to fly to your house and kick your ass a few years ago? Not sure he had any takers.

Found it.

TheMercenary · 03-02-2009, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar

I must admit, I could use a good ass kicking. I just haven't found anyone who could do the job. Maybe if I hired Merc & UG together, they could bring some friends (assuming they have any) and they could do the job... but I doubt it.

02-28-2009, 11:15 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I will kick your ass! and take your name! step to the line, motherfucker! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-28-2009, 11:16 PM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I have number 32? Where do I wait? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-28-2009, 11:48 PM	#3
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Didn't some guy on eBay offer to fly to your house and kick your ass a few years ago? Not sure he had any takers. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

02-28-2009, 11:59 PM	#4
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	I don't wait in lines. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

03-01-2009, 01:23 AM	#5
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4fN_shVm4s __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

03-02-2009, 02:18 PM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I would hit you so hard your mom would feel it. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-02-2009, 02:21 PM	#9
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Spanked, okay. Kicked - bah. No fun in that. If you make sure you're clean (ask Sheldon about his shower attachment) I'll lick. And you ain't never gonna get a better offer than that, babay. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

03-02-2009, 03:45 PM	#10
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I would roll you so hard your butt would eat your head. Oh wait. Too late. Because your head seems to be up your ass. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

03-02-2009, 03:57 PM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	oh man that was lame cic, I would slap the taste out of your mouth. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-02-2009, 04:05 PM	#12
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I would slap you so hard it would peel the paint off your car. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

03-02-2009, 04:10 PM	#13
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I will kick your ass so hard you'll taste Nikes for the next two weeks

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