I will kick your ass!
 

and take your name!


step to the line, motherfucker!

I have number 32? Where do I wait?

Didn't some guy on eBay offer to fly to your house and kick your ass a few years ago? Not sure he had any takers.

I don't wait in lines.

I do. It's kind of obligatory. Queuing.

I must admit, I could use a good ass kicking. I just haven't found anyone who could do the job. Maybe if I hired Merc & UG together, they could bring some friends (assuming they have any) and they could do the job... but I doubt it. ;)

I would hit you so hard your mom would feel it.

Spanked, okay.
Kicked - bah. No fun in that.

If you make sure you're clean (ask Sheldon about his shower attachment) I'll lick. And you ain't never gonna get a better offer than that, babay.

I would roll you so hard your butt would eat your head. Oh wait. Too late.

Because your head seems to be up your ass. :D

oh man that was lame


cic, I would slap the taste out of your mouth.

I would slap you so hard it would peel the paint off your car.

I will kick your ass so hard you'll taste Nikes for the next two weeks

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