do you name your cans?

Ibby · 10-15-2007, 10:41 PM

Tits, gazongas, hooters, boobies, ( . Y . )... do you name them, ladies?

(http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=15651)

Aliantha · 10-15-2007, 10:42 PM

nope. they're just boobs. Big bags of fat hanging of my chest.

bluecuracao · 10-15-2007, 11:33 PM

Oh yes

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=14156

DucksNuts · 10-15-2007, 11:53 PM

yabbut.....what do you call YOURS blue?

bluecuracao · 10-16-2007, 12:16 AM

Betty Boops! And you, Ducks??

ZenGum · 10-16-2007, 12:42 AM

Do you give them individual names?
As in, Lefty and Righty, B1 and B2?

DucksNuts · 10-16-2007, 12:46 AM

I dont call them anything personal, they are just an asset I am not above exploiting at every opportunity

bluecuracao · 10-16-2007, 12:50 AM

Wait just a second here...aren't "cans" supposed to be butts??

elSicomoro · 10-16-2007, 02:11 AM

I've heard boobs referred to as "cans," and the ass referred to as a "can."

monster · 10-17-2007, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

I've heard boobs referred to as "cans," and the ass referred to as a "can."

The can is the toilet/bog/throne/shitter/crapper/potty/dunny/loo/WC/
.....

Aliantha · 10-16-2007, 02:15 AM

And men who have a little more flab on the chest than would be considered healthy are said to be in posession of 'man cans' (one of the funniest turns of phrase ever in my opinion).

Hoof Hearted · 10-16-2007, 11:54 PM

Mine are known as "the girls". They don't have any 'proper' name(s).

smurfalicious · 10-19-2007, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Hoof Hearted

Mine are known as "the girls". They don't have any 'proper' name(s).

Ditto.

I'm not into naming random body parts, dildos, or cars. Even my cat (not my pussy) is called "Kitty" or "Puddy". On other people, I usually say "tits" or "titties". As in "I dare you to go stick you titties right there in Rick's birthday cake. I'll give you one hundred dollars if you do it right now." It's kinda naughty, but not really. But still kinda. "Cans" sounds redneck to me. "Breasasists" is a favorite. When I sweat, I get "Mountain Dew".

Man-titties. Moobies. Those are gross. If you're a man, and you need a manzierre, you gots issues.

lumberjim · 10-19-2007, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by smurfalicious

Man-titties. Moobies. Those are gross. If you're a man, and you need a manzierre, you gots issues.

what if they're really hairy? does that make up for it at all?

My chest isn't jiggly or anything...but still...I may have issues. let's just say ...i don't wear tight tshirts.

SteveDallas · 10-17-2007, 12:53 AM

Do they have any improper ones?

(Sorry. Somebody had to.)

10-15-2007, 10:41 PM	#1
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Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	nope. they're just boobs. Big bags of fat hanging of my chest. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-16-2007, 02:15 AM	#11
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	And men who have a little more flab on the chest than would be considered healthy are said to be in posession of 'man cans' (one of the funniest turns of phrase ever in my opinion). __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-16-2007, 11:54 PM	#12
Hoof Hearted ...you smell something? Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Monroe, GA Posts: 420	Mine are known as "the girls". They don't have any 'proper' name(s). __________________ I have the ability of single-minded determination and focu...Hey, look! A horse!

10-15-2007, 11:33 PM	#3
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Oh yes http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=14156

10-15-2007, 11:53 PM	#4
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	yabbut.....what do you call YOURS blue?

10-16-2007, 12:16 AM	#5
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Betty Boops! And you, Ducks??

10-16-2007, 12:42 AM	#6
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Do you give them individual names? As in, Lefty and Righty, B1 and B2?

10-16-2007, 12:46 AM	#7
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I dont call them anything personal, they are just an asset I am not above exploiting at every opportunity

10-16-2007, 12:50 AM	#8
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Wait just a second here...aren't "cans" supposed to be butts??

10-16-2007, 02:11 AM	#9
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I've heard boobs referred to as "cans," and the ass referred to as a "can."

10-17-2007, 12:53 AM	#15
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Do they have any improper ones? (Sorry. Somebody had to.)

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