do you name your cans?

[smurfalicious]

Originally Posted by Hoof Hearted

Mine are known as "the girls". They don't have any 'proper' name(s).

Ditto.

I'm not into naming random body parts, dildos, or cars. Even my cat (not my pussy) is called "Kitty" or "Puddy". On other people, I usually say "tits" or "titties". As in "I dare you to go stick you titties right there in Rick's birthday cake. I'll give you one hundred dollars if you do it right now." It's kinda naughty, but not really. But still kinda. "Cans" sounds redneck to me. "Breasasists" is a favorite. When I sweat, I get "Mountain Dew".

Man-titties. Moobies. Those are gross. If you're a man, and you need a manzierre, you gots issues.

[lumberjim]

Originally Posted by smurfalicious

Man-titties. Moobies. Those are gross. If you're a man, and you need a manzierre, you gots issues.

what if they're really hairy? does that make up for it at all?

My chest isn't jiggly or anything...but still...I may have issues. let's just say ...i don't wear tight tshirts.