Oi, Sundae! - Page 7

Aliantha · 05-03-2011, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Ali - after seeing your pic, I thought you were around 25. are you trying to use deceptive advertising??

Jill - I'm so sorry to hear that. I'm afraid it is too late for you too

lol...no. Must have been a good camera angle or something.

Tulip · 05-04-2011, 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx

should be in dweller nsfw but this is where the age bashing started so here is PROOF! take this ya biatches! lmfaoooooo!

old. lemme hit ya with my cane then!

What the heck! Where you got those stuffs, Plthijinx?? P is dating a 40 yr. old woman, no way he's using a cane and such.

Btw, that pix is hilarious.

Tulip · 05-04-2011, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Thanks for the laugh!

Tulip · 05-04-2011, 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Yippee ki yay!

Hahahahaha.....I actually know this song....hilarious!

Btw, I like your signature. Who said it?

Big Sarge · 05-04-2011, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Tulip

What the heck! Where you got those stuffs, Plthijinx?? P is dating a 40 yr. old woman, no way he's using a cane and such.

Btw, that pix is hilarious.

Wait a minute. Aren't you 40? Don't you two live close to each other? And how would you know whether or not he's using a cane? OMG!! Have you been swapping spit with plthijinx?? Ewww...

Trilby · 05-04-2011, 08:16 AM

I was down in the dumps this morning and then I read this thread.

NOW I'm really down in the dumps.

I'm forty-seven, you fucktards. AND part of my left boob is missing.

And Big Sarge - if your idea of a compliment is to compare a woman to Bea Arthur...well, let's just say I can see where you might be going wrong.

Big Sarge · 05-04-2011, 08:22 AM

i'm sorry bri. i thought i was paying a compliment by comparing her to a strong & talented woman. dana never said anything negative after googling bea

do you have a cat? i think many of the elderly find them to make great companions. i'm sure there must be a local animal rescue/shelter in your area

Trilby · 05-04-2011, 08:23 AM

Is the 'cat' comment meant to cheer me up?

Big Sarge · 05-04-2011, 08:25 AM

yes. i meant no disrespect. seriously. my mother taught me to always be respectful of my elders

Trilby · 05-04-2011, 08:51 AM

I'm glad your mother taught you so well.

now get the fuck off my lawn.

ha ha.

Big Sarge · 05-04-2011, 08:55 AM

geez. did you take your geritol this morning?

Sheldonrs · 05-04-2011, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

yes. i meant no disrespect. seriously. my mother taught me to always be respectful of my elders

Well that must be easy for you now that there are so few "elder" than you.

Trilby · 05-04-2011, 09:02 AM

As Kurt Cobain once said, "All apologies,"

I am hurting this morning and many, many things contributed to this feeling. The ageism comments here, though made in jest (?) made me feel worse.

I feel out of sorts. Restless, irritable and discontent. and, yeah, I took my geritol - but just by mentioning geritol YOU identify yourself as a tribal elder, too. Now. Once again - get the fuck off my lawn. Or I'll sick Chopper on you!

Nirvana · 05-04-2011, 09:11 AM

Don't pay any attention to Sarge! He is just grumpy because his depends are wet and he can't hear well with that trooper hat pulled down on his head. Get back in your wheel chair roll yourself down to the nurses station and ask for the Metamucil cocktail and you will be fine.

infinite monkey · 05-04-2011, 09:12 AM

Not one of us 'old' women who has been mentioned here is anything but fabulous. Seriously girls, look at yourselves. We're gorgeous, smart, clever...and we've had enough life experience to not be some simpering little arm whore, some mealy mouth saying "yes" and "no" and we would blow any of these old fuckers out of the water should they ever beat the most monumental odds on earth and one of us deigned to shower a bit of love upon them. They couldn't handle it.

Boys peak at, what, 20? Women in their forties? You can't handle women in their forties. If you think you can, have 'experience' saying otherwise, you probably met up with a kindly one trying to make you not jump off a cliff at the loss of your incredible, though long past, virility.

Little blue pills. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

So there.

05-04-2011, 08:16 AM	#96
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I was down in the dumps this morning and then I read this thread. NOW I'm really down in the dumps. I'm forty-seven, you fucktards. AND part of my left boob is missing. And Big Sarge - if your idea of a compliment is to compare a woman to Bea Arthur...well, let's just say I can see where you might be going wrong. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-04-2011, 08:22 AM	#97
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	i'm sorry bri. i thought i was paying a compliment by comparing her to a strong & talented woman. dana never said anything negative after googling bea do you have a cat? i think many of the elderly find them to make great companions. i'm sure there must be a local animal rescue/shelter in your area __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

05-04-2011, 08:23 AM	#98
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Is the 'cat' comment meant to cheer me up? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-04-2011, 08:25 AM	#99
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	yes. i meant no disrespect. seriously. my mother taught me to always be respectful of my elders __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

05-04-2011, 08:51 AM	#100
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I'm glad your mother taught you so well. now get the fuck off my lawn. ha ha. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-04-2011, 08:55 AM	#101
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	geez. did you take your geritol this morning? __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

05-04-2011, 09:02 AM	#103
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	As Kurt Cobain once said, "All apologies," I am hurting this morning and many, many things contributed to this feeling. The ageism comments here, though made in jest (?) made me feel worse. I feel out of sorts. Restless, irritable and discontent. and, yeah, I took my geritol - but just by mentioning geritol YOU identify yourself as a tribal elder, too. Now. Once again - get the fuck off my lawn. Or I'll sick Chopper on you! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-04-2011, 09:11 AM	#104
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Don't pay any attention to Sarge! He is just grumpy because his depends are wet and he can't hear well with that trooper hat pulled down on his head. Get back in your wheel chair roll yourself down to the nurses station and ask for the Metamucil cocktail and you will be fine. __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

05-04-2011, 09:12 AM	#105
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Not one of us 'old' women who has been mentioned here is anything but fabulous. Seriously girls, look at yourselves. We're gorgeous, smart, clever...and we've had enough life experience to not be some simpering little arm whore, some mealy mouth saying "yes" and "no" and we would blow any of these old fuckers out of the water should they ever beat the most monumental odds on earth and one of us deigned to shower a bit of love upon them. They couldn't handle it. Boys peak at, what, 20? Women in their forties? You can't handle women in their forties. If you think you can, have 'experience' saying otherwise, you probably met up with a kindly one trying to make you not jump off a cliff at the loss of your incredible, though long past, virility. Little blue pills. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! So there.

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