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Old 05-02-2011, 01:13 PM   #1
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Grandfathers paintballing & playing Call of Duty? That confirms my suspicions that dementia begins when you blow out the b'day candles on your 40th birthday. It must be the toxic fumes from all of those candles.
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Old 05-03-2011, 12:10 PM   #2
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Grandfathers paintballing .
Idiots of all ages, 10 is the minimum for insurance regions, a good smattering of teens, then plenty who are old enough to know better.
Some of them wimmins, some over 40! ( these are certainly the most dangerous)


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Old 05-03-2011, 12:37 PM   #3
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[quote=Beest;730142]Idiots of all ages, 10 is the minimum for insurance regions, a good smattering of teens, then plenty who are old enough to know better.
Some of them wimmins, some over 40! ( these are certainly the most dangerous)

I agree the over 40 crowd would be the most dangerous. They might run over you with their electric wheelchair. Ya'll old folks are too much!
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Old 05-03-2011, 12:45 PM   #4
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..... I agree the over 40 crowd would be the most dangerous. They might run off you with their electric wheelchair. Ya'll old folks are too much!
outta my way sonny! i gotta motor it on down to kroger for more Geritol and metamucil to mix with my beer! dag nabbitin' youngster!
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