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Old 05-02-2011, 03:01 PM   #11
Big Sarge
Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: In the Deep South
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Sundae, you will never be completely invisible to the opposite sex. You're too smoking hot. Plus a lot of guys get into "granny sex". Dana, I'm sorry but you might be too far gone. You know I don't mean that in mean way. It's kind of like your study of history. You're becoming an ancient relic.

Down here in where I live, most women have grandkids or even great grandkids by early 40s. We have 2 sayings:

"Grannies need loving too!"
"Men become more distinguished as they age, while women become old hags"
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