Pies That Make You Angry - Page 3

SamIam · 10-27-2010, 01:32 PM

Cow pies. I have yet to see one that included a single cow.

Shawnee123 · 10-27-2010, 01:36 PM

haggis!

monster · 10-27-2010, 04:16 PM

haggis is not a pie.

hip Pies make me angry with their stinky-arsed rag-diapered offspring and body odor.

Pete Zicato · 10-27-2010, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SamIam

Cow pies. I have yet to see one that included a single cow.

Cows are too expensive to use a whole one to make a single pie. Cow pies are just made from certain parts of the cow.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-28-2010, 12:47 AM

That's a load of shit.

Shawnee123 · 10-28-2010, 07:28 AM

yipeee-i-ay, Cow Patty!

footfootfoot · 10-28-2010, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by SamIam

Cow pies. I have yet to see one that included a single cow.

I expect you'll be bitterly disappointed when you discover that cottage cheese does not contain any cottages. I know I was.

Shawnee123 · 10-28-2010, 08:33 AM

You're shittin' me.

I guess French Fries aren't french at all, either.

Shawnee123 · 10-28-2010, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

haggis is not a pie.

Well, wait until Taco Bell's new Haggis Chalupa Grande comes out. It's one step away from being a pie.

monster · 10-28-2010, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Well, wait until Taco Bell's new Haggis Chalupa Grande comes out. It's one step away from being a pie.

You've been double-dipping at Starbucks this morning, haven't you?

Shawnee123 · 10-28-2010, 09:32 AM

If by "double-dipping at Starbucks" you mean "slowly going completely and irretrievably insane" then yes, yes I have been double dipping at Starbucks.

monster · 10-28-2010, 09:51 AM

I was thinking more along the over-caffeinating lines, but whatevas.....

xoxoxoBruce · 10-28-2010, 01:59 PM

Only angry 'cause I ain't got one.

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One Philadelphia bakery dreamed up this ultimate fall dessert: pumpkin and apple pies baked in chocolate and vanilla cake, fused together and surrounded by buttercream icing.

This oversize creation weighs in at a whopping 15 pounds and measures more than a foot tall. And at 1,800 calories a slice, it's not for the faint of heart.

The Flying Monkey, located in Philadelphia’s famous Reading Terminal Market, bakes this dessert-lover’s fantasy from scratch over the course of two days. It starts with the pies, which it par-bakes. The half-cooked pumpkin pie is dipped into chocolate cake batter and baked. The apple pie and vanilla cake get the same treatment and are baked on top of the chocolate cake. Its massive size means that it spends hours in the oven. Homemade buttercream is then — literally — the icing on the entire cake.

Trilby · 10-28-2010, 05:41 PM

"What's for desert? Three deserts!"

Pico and ME · 10-28-2010, 06:08 PM

LOOK at all that icing....makes my teeth hurt.

10-27-2010, 01:36 PM	#32
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	haggis! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-27-2010, 04:16 PM	#33
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	haggis is not a pie. hip Pies make me angry with their stinky-arsed rag-diapered offspring and body odor. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-28-2010, 12:47 AM	#35
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's a load of shit. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-28-2010, 07:28 AM	#36
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	yipeee-i-ay, Cow Patty! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-28-2010, 08:33 AM	#38
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	You're shittin' me. I guess French Fries aren't french at all, either. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-27-2010, 01:32 PM	#31
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Cow pies. I have yet to see one that included a single cow.

10-28-2010, 09:32 AM	#41
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	If by "double-dipping at Starbucks" you mean "slowly going completely and irretrievably insane" then yes, yes I have been double dipping at Starbucks. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-28-2010, 09:51 AM	#42
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I was thinking more along the over-caffeinating lines, but whatevas..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-28-2010, 05:41 PM	#44
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	"What's for desert? Three deserts!" __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-28-2010, 06:08 PM	#45
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	LOOK at all that icing....makes my teeth hurt.

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