Cellar Newbie Quiz Jan 2017

[Pi]

1) you have an entire king-sized bed to yourself. Do you sleep slap-bang in the middle or on the edge. Or are you special and do something weird?
Too used to have a wife, a cat and a 3-year-old with me in bed so I probably sleep on the floor next to the bed

2) Does a salad have to contain green things?
Yes, my favorite salads are potato salad and a luxemburgish speciality "meat salad" and you need a little bit of herbs on both
3) How does cobalt blue feel?
like unicorn poop
4) Is it acceptable to name your child Hobo?
There will be a Johnny Cahs ripp-off "A girl named Hobo"
5) Michael Jackson or Prince?
Prince
6) are you wearing underpants right now?
yes, and they're as clean as they could be coming out of the drawer this morning
7) rodents?
No, I'm not wearing rodents
8) onions or mushrooms?
and garlic
9) Apocalypse is coming, stores are already out of weapons and only dollar stores/pound shops/your local equivalent are open. You are limited to three items. What do you buy?
lots of knives and lots of tape and batteries
10) Under where?
that's an interesting question because i don't know what you want to know. Probably some kind of english non native english speakers have difficulties to understand so beware...