Cellar Newbie Quiz Jan 2017

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1) you have an entire king-sized bed to yourself. Do you sleep slap-bang in the middle or on the edge. Or are you special and do something weird?

I have an entire queen-sized bed to myself. I move all over it during the night and probably burn more calories while I'm asleep than during the day.

2) Does a salad have to contain green things?

Only if it's been in the back of the fridge for a month or two.

3) How does cobalt blue feel?

It dropped a penny in the well and wished that you would come back soon

4) Is it acceptable to name your child Hobo?

Only if it's spelled Hoebeaux

5) Michael Jackson or Prince?

For music or baby-sitting/slumber parties, I'm gonna have to go with Prince, for $500.

6) are you wearing underpants right now?

I'm almost certain that I am. Or was when I got dressed. Hard to say, a lot can happen during the day.

7) rodents?

No, I just walk that way.

8) onions or mushrooms?

Both with bacon and sharp cheddar, lettuce and tomato. Oh, yeah, medium rare please and I'll have another beer.

9) Apocalypse is coming, stores are already out of weapons and only dollar stores/pound shops/your local equivalent are open. You are limited to three items. What do you buy?

All the chocolate
All the pain meds
All the party hats

10) Under where?

There, just below me.