Cellar Newbie Quiz Jan 2017

[Mountain Mule]

Originally Posted by monster

So we can get to know you .....and so we have an excuse to answer stupid questions for no reason ourselves/you can get to know us

1) you have an entire king-sized bed to yourself. Do you sleep slap-bang in the middle or on the edge. Or are you special and do something weird?

I'm weird but I never do anything special

2) Does a salad have to contain green things?

Only if they're not moving

3) How does cobalt blue feel?

Sad, but the occasional spark of hope.

4) Is it acceptable to name your child Hobo?

Only if you're planning on killing him. In that case, it's fine

5) Michael Jackson or Prince?

Cobalt blue

6) are you wearing underpants right now?

Prince

7) rodents?

I have cats. What are rodents?

8) onions or mushrooms?

extra cheese

9) Apocalypse is coming, stores are already out of weapons and only dollar stores/pound shops/your local equivalent are open. You are limited to three items. What do you buy?

Three Chinese coins for throwing the I Ching

10) Under where?

see question 6