Finish the Joke

[Pie]

Originally posted by Catwoman
Here's a game:

I will give you the start of a joke and you have to finish it off. Then you give the first line of the next joke and the next person has to complete it. (Note: does not have to be an existing joke, the more original the better)

Lets start with something easy:

Why did the penguin cross the road?

'Cos SCO had slapped his ass with an injunction to Stop Crossing Roads that were the Right and Legal Property of SCO, except where they Really Belonged to Novell, and had been Licenced to Everyone on Earth through their Own Caldera Distribution...

I got nuthin'.