Finish the Joke
 

Here's a game:

I will give you the start of a joke and you have to finish it off. Then you give the first line of the next joke and the next person has to complete it. (Note: does not have to be an existing joke, the more original the better)

Lets start with something easy:

Why did the penguin cross the road?

Re: Finish the Joke
 

'Cos SCO had slapped his ass with an injunction to Stop Crossing Roads that were the Right and Legal Property of SCO, except where they Really Belonged to Novell, and had been Licenced to Everyone on Earth through their Own Caldera Distribution...

I got nuthin'.

Re: Finish the Joke
 

Because the Pedophile priest called out, "Hey Sister Mary Tight-twat, here's what I'm going to do to you after I get done slapping the lumber to little Jimmy here"

Whoops, forgot to add a line....

Why don't they name babies "Judas"

Because parents don't want their kids to put them in nursing homes some day.

Why is "dog" spelled backwards "god"?

To annoy dyslexic dog loving atheists.

"Why did paranoid slink from the cellar?"

Turns out he was only a single noid.

Because, in a fit of anal-retentive, obsessive-compulsive fervor, he was cleaning his computer hard drive, and accidentally spilled a bit too much of the Lysol on it?

How many fundamentalist Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they believe that if God wanted us to have light He would change it Himself. ;)

hahahah good

so just to be fair and make sure nobody thinks i am unfairly targetting fundamentalist Christians....
Why did the Wiccan cross the road?

Because he forgot witch way he was going.

Two Jews walk into a bar...

Neither one bought a round.

No, no, no...

It's "You'd have thought the second one would have ducked."