What do we call Nut Milk?

fargon · 01-10-2016, 02:32 PM

What do we call it? Bruce said "Ain't seen tits on a almond or cashew". I'm gonna enter the names from the Whats for breakfast thread.

lumberjim · 01-10-2016, 02:38 PM

Juice. Coconuts started this

monster · 01-10-2016, 02:44 PM

expensive

monster · 01-10-2016, 02:49 PM

smoothie would probably be most appropriate given that it's made by sticking nuts and water in a blender?

sexobon · 01-10-2016, 03:05 PM

Milk or juice? Hmmm, I thought coconut juice is the liquid in the center and coconut milk is what you get from the crushed pulp. Nuts don't have liquid in the center.

sexobon · 01-10-2016, 03:35 PM

GOT NILK?

(just trying that one on for size)

Clodfobble · 01-10-2016, 03:48 PM

Because flavor and consistency-wise, it works as a good substitute for milk, and people are too stupid to accept change otherwise. Like how it's called a Snuggie because then you can believe your inanimate object's caress is as good as that of another human being's and won't want to kill yourself.

infinite monkey · 01-10-2016, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Because flavor and consistency-wise, it works as a good substitute for milk, and people are too stupid to accept change otherwise. Like how it's called a Snuggie because then you can believe your inanimate object's caress is as good as that of another human being's and won't want to kill yourself.

I needed that laugh.

sexobon · 01-10-2016, 04:36 PM

It's like getting people to drink their magnesium hydroxide suspension by calling it milk of magnesia.

I tell them I have a whole herd of magnesias out back and milked them fresh this morning.

lumberjim · 01-10-2016, 05:30 PM

I like Nilk. I'm going with that.
Cuz you can say it and people will do a double take. Meow, you know what I mean?

Clodfobble · 01-10-2016, 06:39 PM

I would like to point out that I find it necessary to specify "almond milk" versus "cashew milk," etc. I don't ever say the generic "nut milk" because to me that evokes semen. Sorry, but it does.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-10-2016, 07:09 PM

It was supposed to.

monster · 01-10-2016, 07:17 PM

spooge

sexobon · 01-10-2016, 07:34 PM

So there can be generic nilk, almondilk or cashewilk for those with dirty minds, mixnilk and deluxe mixnilk (without peanuts). What else?

lumberjim · 01-10-2016, 09:44 PM

Soy Nilk, Rice Nilk

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01-10-2016, 02:32 PM	#1
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	What do we call Nut Milk? What do we call it? Bruce said "Ain't seen tits on a almond or cashew". I'm gonna enter the names from the Whats for breakfast thread. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

01-10-2016, 02:38 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Juice. Coconuts started this __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-10-2016, 02:44 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	expensive __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-10-2016, 02:49 PM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	smoothie would probably be most appropriate given that it's made by sticking nuts and water in a blender? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-10-2016, 03:05 PM	#5
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Milk or juice? Hmmm, I thought coconut juice is the liquid in the center and coconut milk is what you get from the crushed pulp. Nuts don't have liquid in the center.

01-10-2016, 03:35 PM	#6
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	GOT NILK? (just trying that one on for size)

01-10-2016, 03:48 PM	#7
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Because flavor and consistency-wise, it works as a good substitute for milk, and people are too stupid to accept change otherwise. Like how it's called a Snuggie because then you can believe your inanimate object's caress is as good as that of another human being's and won't want to kill yourself. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-10-2016, 04:36 PM	#9
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	It's like getting people to drink their magnesium hydroxide suspension by calling it milk of magnesia. I tell them I have a whole herd of magnesias out back and milked them fresh this morning.

01-10-2016, 05:30 PM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I like Nilk. I'm going with that. Cuz you can say it and people will do a double take. Meow, you know what I mean? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-10-2016, 06:39 PM	#11
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I would like to point out that I find it necessary to specify "almond milk" versus "cashew milk," etc. I don't ever say the generic "nut milk" because to me that evokes semen. Sorry, but it does. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-10-2016, 07:09 PM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It was supposed to. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-10-2016, 07:17 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	spooge __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-10-2016, 07:34 PM	#14
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	So there can be generic nilk, almondilk or cashewilk for those with dirty minds, mixnilk and deluxe mixnilk (without peanuts). What else?

01-10-2016, 09:44 PM	#15
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Soy Nilk, Rice Nilk __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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