What do we call Nut Milk?
 

What do we call it? Bruce said "Ain't seen tits on a almond or cashew". I'm gonna enter the names from the Whats for breakfast thread.

Juice. Coconuts started this

expensive

smoothie would probably be most appropriate given that it's made by sticking nuts and water in a blender?

Milk or juice? Hmmm, I thought coconut juice is the liquid in the center and coconut milk is what you get from the crushed pulp. Nuts don't have liquid in the center.

GOT NILK?

(just trying that one on for size)

Because flavor and consistency-wise, it works as a good substitute for milk, and people are too stupid to accept change otherwise. Like how it's called a Snuggie because then you can believe your inanimate object's caress is as good as that of another human being's and won't want to kill yourself.

:lol: I needed that laugh.

It's like getting people to drink their magnesium hydroxide suspension by calling it milk of magnesia.

I tell them I have a whole herd of magnesias out back and milked them fresh this morning.

I like Nilk. I'm going with that.
Cuz you can say it and people will do a double take. Meow, you know what I mean?

I would like to point out that I find it necessary to specify "almond milk" versus "cashew milk," etc. I don't ever say the generic "nut milk" because to me that evokes semen. Sorry, but it does.

It was supposed to. :blush:

spooge

So there can be generic nilk, almondilk or cashewilk for those with dirty minds, mixnilk and deluxe mixnilk (without peanuts). What else?

Soy Nilk, Rice Nilk