The Cellar, a strip club in Joliet, IL...

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The Cellar: Not that dive in Joliet

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Not a good place to go

Dive. That's the easy way to describe this. I sat there for a few hours thinking that the place would get better. But it didn't. Bartenders are hustling drinks for themselves at $10 - 20 per round and they are to say the least large with their clothes on (Good thing too). The girls (All 2 of them) are big, in bikinis, and look like they are on crack (Teeth and all). You get hit with a $10 drink request as soon as they sit down. Lots of ethnics from south of the border (With banger attitudes) and looked pretty rough (Doorman walks you out to your car). Owner was there and is totally obnoxious bordering mean to a few people there (Not me). My recommendation... Go somewhere else and spend your money, You'll have more fun, better views and spend a lot less money.