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The Cellar, a strip club in Joliet, IL...

...has accidentally wound up with us as their website, in the online Yellow Pages.

http://www.yellowpages.com/joliet-il...90?lid=1927990

That reminds me of those leaked cell phone nudes I deleted on Saturday. They hadn't been up for too long, but did you see if traffic went way up with those posted? I was wondering if somebody at 4chan or reddit or someplace was using us to host their images during that last round of celeb phone hacking over the weekend. Were we just one stop in the game of whack-a-mole as they posted those pics and mods took them down all over the internet.

We got about 20,000 additional hits while they were around, but I didn't check on whether they were what caused that.

Well my mind is gettin' dirty
yeah around eleven thirty, uh huh
I wanna watch some asses shakin'
to the noise the boys are makin', uh huh
Ooh, so I hop into my car,
hit the local titty bar, uh huh
'Cause that's my kind of situation
when I need some perspiration, uh huh
I do my one-step shoppin' for the girl of my dreams
'Cause I can always be sure
that she's as good as she seems
Take it off, give it to me
Take it off, like you'd do me
I wanna see what's inside,
'cause you got nothin' to hide
Take it off, pretty baby
Take it off, drive me crazy
You know you make me so hot,
I wanna see what you got
Take it off, yeah!
Wave your panties in the air,
lick your lips and shake your hair, uh huh
Ooh, when you spread a little oil,
yeah, my blood begins to boil, uh huh
Yeah, it's so hard to choose,
when you all look so fine
But I got nothin' to lose
but my money and my mind

Take it off, give it to me
Take it off, like you'd do me
I wanna see what's inside,
'cause you got nothin' to hide
Take it off, pretty baby
Take it off, drive me crazy
Ooh, take it off, drive me crazy
You know you make me so hot,
I wanna see what you got
yeah! Take it off!

[Instrumental break]

Ooh, move your sweet body closer
(I want to be alone with you)
Yeah, come on and be my fantasy
(there's so much you and I could do)
Oh, you're so near I can taste you
(you're teasin' me, yeah you're pleasin' me)
(Ahh) I know you're dancin' just for me,
just for me, just for me

Take it off, pretty baby
Take it off, drive me crazy
You know you make me so hot,
I wanna see what you got pretty baby
Take it off, give it to me
like you'd do me
Girl, you got nothin' to hide, now lemme see what's inside
Take it off! Take it, take it, take it off! Yeah!

The Cellar: Not that dive in Joliet

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Not a good place to go

Dive. That's the easy way to describe this. I sat there for a few hours thinking that the place would get better. But it didn't. Bartenders are hustling drinks for themselves at $10 - 20 per round and they are to say the least large with their clothes on (Good thing too). The girls (All 2 of them) are big, in bikinis, and look like they are on crack (Teeth and all). You get hit with a $10 drink request as soon as they sit down. Lots of ethnics from south of the border (With banger attitudes) and looked pretty rough (Doorman walks you out to your car). Owner was there and is totally obnoxious bordering mean to a few people there (Not me). My recommendation... Go somewhere else and spend your money, You'll have more fun, better views and spend a lot less money.

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Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 910471)

The Cellar: Not that dive in Joliet

Sounds like my kind of place, next time I'm in Joilet Il I'm just going to, just have to go. YEE HAW!!!

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The girls (All 2 of them) are big, in bikinis

Sounds good to me. :D

Now where did you say this place is?

No matter, I've found it:

http://s30.postimg.org/c7tc5z75d/The...man_s_Club.jpg

Street View.