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Old 06-21-2014, 02:05 PM   #1
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Well, anymore, I do most of my loving alone...

...but, I swear to God, you show up at my house with a knife and covered in blood, Ima put an arrow in yer ace.

And then ask WTF is going on.

BTW...
















...WTF is going on?
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Old 06-21-2014, 08:59 PM   #2
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Well, anymore, I do most of my loving alone...
Woody Allen said it best: 'At least it's sex with someone I love!'

As for the rest, I'm thinking muslim animal sacrifice. Maybe a goat, perhaps a cow, even a camel if rich folks were involved. The method of kill is similar to the Kosher method - a quick, almost undetected swipe of a sharp knife across the animal's jugular and/or carotid, and a quick, noncomprehending collapse on the part of the animal as it bleeds out.

Am I close, Sarge?
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