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Big Sarge 06-21-2014 09:48 AM

Re-Birth
 
It was fantastic this morning at 0551. I have only arrived home a few minutes ago and I need to wash the blood off. I even have it in my ears. LOL.

fargon 06-21-2014 12:01 PM

What happened Sarge?

Sundae 06-21-2014 12:28 PM

What what what what?

DanaC 06-21-2014 12:32 PM

What she said ^

Big Sarge 06-21-2014 12:48 PM

The blade could have been sharper, I confess. I don't think they suffered that much. Plus, the flames were hot. Magical.

fargon 06-21-2014 12:58 PM

If you don't tell me I'm gonna hold my breath and turn blue.

Big Sarge 06-21-2014 01:46 PM

I'll try to set up an NSFW thread for the photos. I think I got a good one when she was over my head and the blood was dripping out. It even got in my mouth, but I loved it. Sometime, I'm going to show up at some dwellar's home early in the morning and share it with them. Somebody who loves alone so it won't be too freaky

Gravdigr 06-21-2014 02:05 PM

Well, anymore, I do most of my loving alone...

...but, I swear to God, you show up at my house with a knife and covered in blood, Ima put an arrow in yer ace.

And then ask WTF is going on.

BTW...
















...WTF is going on?:eyebrow:

Gravdigr 06-21-2014 02:06 PM

Are you flirting with me again?

Clodfobble 06-21-2014 02:44 PM

I'm pretty sure he watched an animal being born at the crack of dawn today. That, or he went hunting and killed one.

sexobon 06-21-2014 03:28 PM

He never liked that rooster.

Carruthers 06-21-2014 04:03 PM

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Summer Solstice.........strange things happen on the Summer Solstice. What (or who :eek: ) did you sacrifice?

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orthodoc 06-21-2014 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 902498)
Well, anymore, I do most of my loving alone...

Woody Allen said it best: 'At least it's sex with someone I love!'

As for the rest, I'm thinking muslim animal sacrifice. Maybe a goat, perhaps a cow, even a camel if rich folks were involved. The method of kill is similar to the Kosher method - a quick, almost undetected swipe of a sharp knife across the animal's jugular and/or carotid, and a quick, noncomprehending collapse on the part of the animal as it bleeds out.

Am I close, Sarge?

Big Sarge 06-21-2014 09:13 PM

It's a joke about the Summer Solstice and the gathering at Stone Henge and similar places. Carruthers caught on too fast. If I ever sacrifice anything it would be that damn rooster.

Have you ever tried to give a rooster a bath??

orthodoc 06-21-2014 09:20 PM

Hahaha no, Sarge, never! I'm too smart for that ... I let the rooster do his thing, which is to keep his hens safe and get them into the barn by sundown.

Sorry I missed the joke about the Solstice. :blush:


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