July 15, 2012 - Circumsized Baby

[Clodfobble]

I dunno, I think it's one of those urban legends that never actually happens. Like pulling a "fuck tab" off a can of soda in my day, or those stupid colored bracelets from about 10 years ago that were supposed to equate to various sex acts, but it was all titillation, cheerleaders weren't actually giving blowjobs to random nerds who managed to swipe a bracelet off them.

[Sundae]

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I dunno, I think it's one of those urban legends that never actually happens. Like pulling a "fuck tab" off a can of soda in my day, or those stupid colored bracelets from about 10 years ago that were supposed to equate to various sex acts, but it was all titillation, cheerleaders weren't actually giving blowjobs to random nerds who managed to swipe a bracelet off them.

Nope, I have heard it straight from the horse's mouth.
By group masturbation I don't mean pulling eachother's puds. I mean 2/3/4 early teens in a tightly knit group, one afternoon discussing pubes and stiffies and wanking, and then doing it in front of eachother. No more sexual than pissing, something most men do in front of eachother every day.

I must admit the only men I knew who admitted to the biscuit game were Squaddies. And they had so many disgusting games (shit sandwich..?) that I have to believe it's true. They'd play spoof for the order in which they fucked a prostitute. Their whole lives revolved around bonding, spunk and humiliation.