Been chillin' with the Jamaicans after work

[BigV]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I was the chief motherfuckerwhatsincharge.

I did the whole thing, tough guy, except most of the plumbing and some of the wiring.

Dear Mr MFWIC

R-e-s-p-e-c-t. I'm no tough guy, I'm a hack with more time than money and sense put together. I am full of admiration for your mad skillz here. I'd sweep up or bring beer just to go to school on a job like this (no blow jobs though). I've a beautiful list of projects and a motley crew of tools (I do love me some tools).

I wait with bated breath for your descriptive posts. For pete's sake, scratch glatt's itch for starters. I'll be taking notes.

Yours,

[classicman]

footfootfoot you rockrockrock.
Thats been a dream of mine. Definitely on my bucket list.
Crack a beer/soda/water whatever and go ahead.
We're all ears eyes.

[Griff]

Nice build!

[infinite monkey]

Rollin' with the homies...

[footfootfoot]

Thanks for the mad props, all y'all. UT, I'll come up with a ball park estimate for you.

Glatt, here is how I do the tails. The second part is to lay the pattern on your rafter stock, trace and cut. The plumb cuts are made with the circ saw, the scroll is done with the jig saw.

Always be sure to find the crown of your rafters and put that up.

Crown is the natural curve of the board.

[BigV]

Thank you, sir! May I have another?

[glatt]

Thanks foot! Pretty simple. You just cut to the traced line.

With my crappy old Black and Decker saber saw, when I cut a curve in stock that thick, the cut doesn't stay square to the surface of the board. The blade flexes toward the outside of the curve. I'm probably doing something wrong like using a blade that's too dull, or pushing on the saw too hard. It works great in thin stock though.

[Undertoad]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

UT, I'll come up with a ball park estimate for you.

Please tell the Jamaicans that I will supply them with all the smokeables they desire during their stay here. (you too) I have two empty spare rooms and you can have the master bedroom while you are here. Central air, and cable TV in every room.

We will need a permit on the deck so it will have to be scheduled a little. Also I will be needing soffits but nothing special, painted plywood I assume.

If you have someone who can do bathroom renovation, or drywall ceilings, that'd be great.

[infinite monkey]

Ahem.

Listen here, buddy...I'm getting in on this one way or another!

[Undertoad]

Someone's gotta make the food and beer runs, and you can stay with footer in the master bedroom.

[infinite monkey]

Well when the hell will I have time to get food and beer?

[Undertoad]

listen missy these men are here to do serious work and i can't have them being all interrupted and exhausted. time is money now you roll down to the Giant Market and bring back 4 rotisserie chickens, stat.

the nighttime is another story.

[infinite monkey]

Fine. But you'll drink Natty Light and like it.

[Undertoad]

*fumes silently*

[footfootfoot]

Glatt,

All jig saws do that. A sharp blade, fairly coarse and slow feed can help that somewhat. Then throw some 50 grit paper on your random orbit sander and even up the cut. 50grit on a R.O. sander is great at stock removal.

UT, the Jamaicans are strictly farm workers and part of this gov't exchange program where they have to take the whizz quiz when they return home.

Natty Light? National Bohemian? I haven't drank that since I was a child!

I'm sure I have a position for IM in addition to gopher.