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Old 02-14-2012, 09:14 PM   #1
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Kidnap their dog and then send them a note with one of its toenails informing them that they better be on their best behavior or another toenail will be showing up in the mail.
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Old 02-14-2012, 09:28 PM   #2
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Set up a fake account for them on Face Book, including the most intimate details you can glean from his personnel file. Have him friend all the local cop shops, the FBI, CIA, and Homeland Security. E-mail him his new FB home page link.
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Old 02-14-2012, 09:30 PM   #3
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Move your entire business to another city and get a brand new computer system while you're at it. Write it all off as the cost of doing business.
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Old 02-14-2012, 09:31 PM   #4
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OK. I'll go away now.
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