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footfootfoot · 11-22-2011, 12:41 PM

Jesus came upon a group of people who were about to stone a woman to death.
He walked in front of the woman and said to the assembled mob, “Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her.”
The crowd grows silent and chastened. Shuffling, they look down at their feet. After a few moments of quiet that seemed to go on for minutes, an elderly woman elbowed her way to the front of the crowd, carrying a massive stone that must have weighed nearly 60 pounds. Staggering under the weight she approached the condemned woman, she managed to lift the stone above her head then crushing the woman's skull.

Jesus turned to the elderly woman saying, "You know, mom, sometimes you really piss me off."

11-22-2011, 12:41 PM	#6
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Jesus came upon a group of people who were about to stone a woman to death. He walked in front of the woman and said to the assembled mob, “Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her.” The crowd grows silent and chastened. Shuffling, they look down at their feet. After a few moments of quiet that seemed to go on for minutes, an elderly woman elbowed her way to the front of the crowd, carrying a massive stone that must have weighed nearly 60 pounds. Staggering under the weight she approached the condemned woman, she managed to lift the stone above her head then crushing the woman's skull. Jesus turned to the elderly woman saying, "You know, mom, sometimes you really piss me off." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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