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henry quirk 11-22-2011 11:32 AM

HA!
 
http://imgur.com/Gmq7q

infinite monkey 11-22-2011 11:37 AM

Oh yeah, I'd hunt then down and kill them too. No, not kill. I'd make them eat that bill, then eat the bible, then tell them that the bible is better than food, and continue that until they die in a pool of their own filth.

Sanctimonious holier-than-thou cheap ass BASTARDS.

(Anger in this post may be lesser than it appears.) :lol:

henry quirk 11-22-2011 11:42 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
;)

footfootfoot 11-22-2011 11:42 AM

Totally should save that until the next time they return and give it back to them as change.

infinite monkey 11-22-2011 11:44 AM

Seriously. "Some things are better than the correct change."

What would Jesus do? Jesus wouldn't stiff the help, I bet!

footfootfoot 11-22-2011 12:41 PM

Jesus came upon a group of people who were about to stone a woman to death.
He walked in front of the woman and said to the assembled mob, “Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her.”
The crowd grows silent and chastened. Shuffling, they look down at their feet. After a few moments of quiet that seemed to go on for minutes, an elderly woman elbowed her way to the front of the crowd, carrying a massive stone that must have weighed nearly 60 pounds. Staggering under the weight she approached the condemned woman, she managed to lift the stone above her head then crushing the woman's skull.

Jesus turned to the elderly woman saying, "You know, mom, sometimes you really piss me off."

Spexxvet 11-22-2011 12:48 PM

The last time I heard that I almost fell off my dinosaur! :p:


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