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Old 06-30-2011, 12:01 PM   #9
SamIam
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Originally Posted by GunMaster357 View Post
Like I said somewhere else, I prefer jaguars.

A tropical jungle type of pussy.

And I might like a cougar, too.
Waxing a cougar is a major pain in the ass. My advise is to stand a safe distance back and spray your cougar with a can of Pledge, then run like hell. The cougar's coat of Pledge will dry as he chases you across the yard. Most cougars will finally roll in the grass trying to rub off the Pledge on their fur, and this will buff up their coats to a nice shine.
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