Waxing your cat--question.
 

Is it wise?

Should pussies get the Brazilian?

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=742610#post742610

what about waxing your dolphin? IS it sinful and degrading? Suppose you are shark curious on halloween, does that automatically make you a shark waxer the rest of the year?

yes

How many gin and tonics am I allowed to have? They're a little on the big side.

as many as you want

as many as it takes.

Like I said somewhere else, I prefer jaguars.

A tropical jungle type of pussy.

And I might like a cougar, too. ;)

You won't be finding that in France.

Le chat pense que vous êtes fou.

Comment avez vous deviné mon état psychiatrique ?

Oui?

:lol:

:blush:

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Ho! ho! ho! ho! Il est pour moi, ce gato!

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(it needed a tropical flavor)

yo quiero cloche de taco

Waxing a cougar is a major pain in the ass. My advise is to stand a safe distance back and spray your cougar with a can of Pledge, then run like hell. The cougar's coat of Pledge will dry as he chases you across the yard. Most cougars will finally roll in the grass trying to rub off the Pledge on their fur, and this will buff up their coats to a nice shine.