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			 lobber of scimitars 
			
			
			
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			whoo hoo, more room for me! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Here's a thought ... suppose they got the date right, but nobody's saved enough to get taken? 
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			 Only looks like a disaster tourist 
			
			
			
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			You mean saved enough to pay the ferry man?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
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			 Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. 
			
			
			
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			You have a grim view of heaven. I imagine it as a big orgy of people at their sexiness and least amount of inhibitions.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Read?                          I only know how to write. 
			
			
			
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			So god wants me to have fifty virgins.  It's about time.  Finding fifty virgins is (as George Jr described it) so harrrrrd. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Think about it tw. You start with fifty virgins, you boink one, 49 virgins left. You'll eventually run out of virgins. It's a trap!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			What are you all planning to wear? Does Sears have a rapture collection?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			 Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. 
			
			
			
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 49 virgins are here with us all 49 virgins are here... 
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			 Are you knock-kneed? 
			
			
			
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			Hmmm, so have the classes started up yet?
		 
		
		
		
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			Suits? We gotta dress up for this crap? Eff that, it'll Saturday. I will be left behind in sweats.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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 ![]() yabbut - too hot for sweats. I will be left behind in my ragged painting shorts and tee. 
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			 To shreds, you say? 
			
			
			
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			 Slattern of the Swail 
			
			
			
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			That's a dolphin.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum  | 
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