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Old 05-10-2011, 08:21 PM   #1
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I wish I could meet one of those chaps. "I'll buy your house, right now, for $1,000. You could use the money to print more pamphlets. It's what God wants you to do!"
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Old 05-10-2011, 10:27 PM   #2
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I wish I could meet one of those chaps. "I'll buy your house, right now, for $1,000. You could use the money to print more pamphlets. It's what God wants you to do!"
nice plan... but.

The true believers have long since liquidated their assets, and have none to "sell". Though some of the ones I heard on the radio would have taken you up on it back when the had assets.
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Old 05-11-2011, 09:52 AM   #3
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I wish I could meet one of those chaps. "I'll buy your house, right now, for $1,000. You could use the money to print more pamphlets. It's what God wants you to do!"
I wish I could meet some of them. Last chance to find out how it feels to take it up the ass!
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Old 05-11-2011, 09:57 AM   #4
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I wish I could meet some of them. Last chance to find out how it feels to take it up the ass!
You have a grim view of heaven. I imagine it as a big orgy of people at their sexiness and least amount of inhibitions.
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:00 AM   #5
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So god wants me to have fifty virgins. It's about time. Finding fifty virgins is (as George Jr described it) so harrrrrd.

I always choose to believe the best parts of every religion.
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