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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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I wish I could meet one of those chaps. "I'll buy your house, right now, for $1,000. You could use the money to print more pamphlets. It's what God wants you to do!"
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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The true believers have long since liquidated their assets, and have none to "sell". Though some of the ones I heard on the radio would have taken you up on it back when the had assets.
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas
Posts: 2,957
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You have a grim view of heaven. I imagine it as a big orgy of people at their sexiness and least amount of inhibitions.
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Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien |
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Read? I only know how to write.
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 11,933
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So god wants me to have fifty virgins. It's about time. Finding fifty virgins is (as George Jr described it) so harrrrrd.
I always choose to believe the best parts of every religion. |
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