Why Chicks Cry*

footfootfoot · 12-27-2010, 06:43 AM

I was searching for Gahan Wilson's NUTS and found this blog. He also has a few panels of NUTS scanned and uploaded.

The reasons he lists for why the women are crying are sometimes pretty funny.

http://johnglenntaylor.blogspot.com/...hicks-cry.html

*Yes, yes, I know, I know. Broads don't like to be called chicks. It's the name of the blog posting.

sullage · 12-28-2010, 04:06 PM

eviction. ha!

footfootfoot · 12-28-2010, 06:45 PM

That's exactly the one that made me decide to post the link!

Shawnee123 · 12-29-2010, 07:17 AM

Those pictures reminded me of a shirt my ex had. I couldn't believe I googled "forgot to get a job" and found this pic. No, I don't know this guy, but it's the same shirt!

Sundae · 12-29-2010, 12:42 PM

I scroled thought them all last night and has some real belly laughs.
But I can't remember what they were about...!

I'm sure there was one about anal sex though.

monster · 12-30-2010, 07:43 AM

har har " Failing to pay the water bill, thus incurring a 5% late fee"

Transexualism: Finally getting the op

TheMercenary · 12-30-2010, 07:49 AM

Great link 3feet.

casimendocina · 12-31-2010, 12:54 AM

My favourite so far is "burning the meatloaf".

xoxoxoBruce · 12-31-2010, 05:48 AM

It's only fair to little girls, to let them know what's diametrically opposed the the Disney Princess, if they fail.

Sundae · 12-31-2010, 08:38 AM

I've never wanted to be a Princess - excepting Princess Leia.
I never dreamed about my wedding day.
I became dissatisfied with Disney when the cartoons didn't tell the same gruesome stories that Dad read me.

I wanted to be a witch.
I dreamed about drinking a magic potion that would let me talk to cats.
I wanted to see read books and see films about girls who fought back, and climbed trees and ran their our houses (but not in a soppy way like Wendy).
I wanted to live in a world of Children on the Oregon Trail, The Children of the New Forest and Swallows and Amazons.

So I'm not just pretending to be an outsider - I was from a very young age.
But at the very least I was spared the Disney Princess, Princess Diana heartbreak.

kerosene · 12-31-2010, 12:28 PM

I never wanted to be a princess, either. I guess this whole princess thing kind of makes me sick.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-31-2010, 04:26 PM

Not be a princess, what are you allergic to frogs?

In America, being a princess is meeting Mr Right, the big wedding with outrageously expensive gown, perfect children, and happily ever after.
In reality, that's as rare as real royalty.

footfootfoot · 12-31-2010, 05:15 PM

Shawnee123 · 01-01-2011, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Not be a princess, what are you allergic to frogs?

In America, being a princess is meeting Mr Right, the big wedding with outrageously expensive gown, perfect children, and happily ever after.
In reality, that's as rare as real royalty.

The big stupid wedding isn't rare. It's so many girls' dream. Ugh. What a waste of daddy's money.

Trilby · 01-01-2011, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I've never wanted to be a Princess - excepting Princess Leia.
I never dreamed about my wedding day.
I became dissatisfied with Disney when the cartoons didn't tell the same gruesome stories that Dad read me.

I wanted to be a witch.
I dreamed about drinking a magic potion that would let me talk to cats.
I wanted to see read books and see films about girls who fought back, and climbed trees and ran their our houses (but not in a soppy way like Wendy).
I wanted to live in a world of Children on the Oregon Trail, The Children of the New Forest and Swallows and Amazons.

So I'm not just pretending to be an outsider - I was from a very young age.
But at the very least I was spared the Disney Princess, Princess Diana heartbreak.

I'd rather be the witch, too. That's not to say that I didn't dream a princess dream - or, rather, bought into the princess image. I guess I wanted to be a wicked princess so that makes me a witch in some respects. I used to have day dreams about a black and white cottage in the woods, just me and the cats, and to hell with the rest of the world. though I do like a princess-y thing or two...rings and slippers and lengths of silk.

12-27-2010, 06:43 AM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Why Chicks Cry* I was searching for Gahan Wilson's NUTS and found this blog. He also has a few panels of NUTS scanned and uploaded. The reasons he lists for why the women are crying are sometimes pretty funny. http://johnglenntaylor.blogspot.com/...hicks-cry.html *Yes, yes, I know, I know. Broads don't like to be called chicks. It's the name of the blog posting. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-28-2010, 04:06 PM	#2
sullage Master Locutor Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Iowa Posts: 155	eviction. ha! Attached Images

12-28-2010, 06:45 PM	#3
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	That's exactly the one that made me decide to post the link! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-29-2010, 07:17 AM	#4
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Those pictures reminded me of a shirt my ex had. I couldn't believe I googled "forgot to get a job" and found this pic. No, I don't know this guy, but it's the same shirt! Attached Images __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-29-2010, 12:42 PM	#5
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I scroled thought them all last night and has some real belly laughs. But I can't remember what they were about...! I'm sure there was one about anal sex though. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-30-2010, 07:43 AM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	har har " Failing to pay the water bill, thus incurring a 5% late fee" Transexualism: Finally getting the op __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-30-2010, 07:49 AM	#7
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Great link 3feet. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

12-31-2010, 12:54 AM	#8
casimendocina Professor Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,622	My favourite so far is "burning the meatloaf".

12-31-2010, 05:48 AM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It's only fair to little girls, to let them know what's diametrically opposed the the Disney Princess, if they fail. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-31-2010, 08:38 AM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I've never wanted to be a Princess - excepting Princess Leia. I never dreamed about my wedding day. I became dissatisfied with Disney when the cartoons didn't tell the same gruesome stories that Dad read me. I wanted to be a witch. I dreamed about drinking a magic potion that would let me talk to cats. I wanted to see read books and see films about girls who fought back, and climbed trees and ran their our houses (but not in a soppy way like Wendy). I wanted to live in a world of Children on the Oregon Trail, The Children of the New Forest and Swallows and Amazons. So I'm not just pretending to be an outsider - I was from a very young age. But at the very least I was spared the Disney Princess, Princess Diana heartbreak. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-31-2010, 12:28 PM	#11
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	I never wanted to be a princess, either. I guess this whole princess thing kind of makes me sick.

12-31-2010, 04:26 PM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Not be a princess, what are you allergic to frogs? In America, being a princess is meeting Mr Right, the big wedding with outrageously expensive gown, perfect children, and happily ever after. In reality, that's as rare as real royalty. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-31-2010, 05:15 PM	#13
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	__________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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