The Cellar - Why Chicks Cry*

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I was searching for Gahan Wilson's NUTS and found this blog. He also has a few panels of NUTS scanned and uploaded.

The reasons he lists for why the women are crying are sometimes pretty funny.

http://johnglenntaylor.blogspot.com/...hicks-cry.html

*Yes, yes, I know, I know. Broads don't like to be called chicks. It's the name of the blog posting.

That's exactly the one that made me decide to post the link!

Those pictures reminded me of a shirt my ex had. I couldn't believe I googled "forgot to get a job" and found this pic. No, I don't know this guy, but it's the same shirt!

I scroled thought them all last night and has some real belly laughs.
But I can't remember what they were about...!

I'm sure there was one about anal sex though.

har har " Failing to pay the water bill, thus incurring a 5% late fee"

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2OgpsMgKSl...s400/cry63.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2OgpsMgKSl...s400/cry46.jpg

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My favourite so far is "burning the meatloaf".

It's only fair to little girls, to let them know what's diametrically opposed the the Disney Princess, if they fail.

I've never wanted to be a Princess - excepting Princess Leia.
I never dreamed about my wedding day.
I became dissatisfied with Disney when the cartoons didn't tell the same gruesome stories that Dad read me.

I wanted to be a witch.
I dreamed about drinking a magic potion that would let me talk to cats.
I wanted to see read books and see films about girls who fought back, and climbed trees and ran their our houses (but not in a soppy way like Wendy).
I wanted to live in a world of Children on the Oregon Trail, The Children of the New Forest and Swallows and Amazons.

So I'm not just pretending to be an outsider - I was from a very young age.
But at the very least I was spared the Disney Princess, Princess Diana heartbreak.

I never wanted to be a princess, either. I guess this whole princess thing kind of makes me sick.

Not be a princess, what are you allergic to frogs? :haha:

In America, being a princess is meeting Mr Right, the big wedding with outrageously expensive gown, perfect children, and happily ever after.
In reality, that's as rare as real royalty.

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 702722)

The big stupid wedding isn't rare. It's so many girls' dream. Ugh. What a waste of daddy's money.

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 702635)

I'd rather be the witch, too. That's not to say that I didn't dream a princess dream - or, rather, bought into the princess image. I guess I wanted to be a wicked princess so that makes me a witch in some respects. I used to have day dreams about a black and white cottage in the woods, just me and the cats, and to hell with the rest of the world. though I do like a princess-y thing or two...rings and slippers and lengths of silk.