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			 I can hear my ears 
			
			
			
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				STOP RHYMING, I MEAN IT!
			 
			
			
			Anybody want a peanut? 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			oh, guess what? 
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	This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan  | 
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			 Master Dwellar 
			
			
			
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	Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.  | 
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			 I can hear my ears 
			
			
			
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			NO, Chicken Butt! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Guess Why? 
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			 Touring the facilities 
			
			
			
			Join Date: Nov 2002 
				Location: The plains of Colorado 
				
				
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			Y'all are high! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	Why do I try?  | 
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			 sliding down the razor blade of life 
			
			
			
			Join Date: Jan 2007 
				Location: just over the edge 
				
				
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			... to rhyme ? 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	I don't have time I hear the chime of ice in my tequila and lime  | 
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			 UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION 
			
			
			
			Join Date: Mar 2004 
				Location: Austin, TX 
				
				
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			 We have to go back, Kate! 
			
			
			
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			Chicken, why 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			did you cross the road? Were you high or just plain bored? 
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			 Your Invisible Rabbit Friend 
			
			
			
			Join Date: Feb 2007 
				Location: Betwixt and Between 
				
				
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			I think its time for a nice hard F*ck... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			 to live and die in LA 
			
			
			
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			I could have been a genius, if I'd had the time 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I could have been a poet if I knew how to … make the words come out right. 
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	to live and die in LA  | 
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			 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? 
			
			
			
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			You people are getting on my nerves  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			With metered couplets from a bunch of pervs. 
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			 I can hear my ears 
			
			
			
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			around the chicken crossing, the car swerves. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			here's a new line to rhyme with. 
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			 Uncommonly rare 
			
			
			
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			Damn that chicken is fuckin' with my nerves.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Fucktard Resistance League 
			
			
			
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		![]() A chicken's life Ain't got no strife. Just pecking nits and dropping shits.  | 
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			 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? 
			
			
			
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			So, that chicken poop 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			How does it come? Five for a dollar Or 25 cents for one? Perhaps per square foot Or even by the pound I'll get some free poop Just scoop it off the ground. 
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