STOP RHYMING, I MEAN IT!
 

Anybody want a peanut?




oh, guess what?

They're in the hut?

NO, Chicken Butt!




Guess Why?

Y'all are high!

Why do I try?

... to rhyme ?
I don't have time
I hear the chime
of ice
in my tequila and lime

Chicken Thigh.

Chicken, why
did you cross the road?
Were you high
or just plain bored?

WTF?
the real question is
did the chicken cluck?

I think its time for a nice hard F*ck...

Perhaps you'd like to try your luck?

I could have been a genius, if I'd had the time

I could have been a poet if I knew how to … make the words come out right.

You people are getting on my nerves
With metered couplets from a bunch of pervs.

around the chicken crossing, the car swerves.


here's a new line to rhyme with.

Damn that chicken is fuckin' with my nerves.

http://nobodyasked.com/wp-images/uploads/chickpoop.jpg

A chicken's life
Ain't got no strife.
Just pecking nits
and dropping shits.

So, that chicken poop
How does it come?
Five for a dollar
Or 25 cents for one?

Perhaps per square foot
Or even by the pound
I'll get some free poop
Just scoop it off the ground.