Why were you late for work

Gravdigr · 04-19-2009, 10:44 PM

[Paul Thorn]
Well I was running late for work so I grabbed me some coffee to go
Just before I had a flat tire I spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrolman pulled up
I thought that help was on the way
But when he saw that tire tool in my hand
He shot me with the pepper spray

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When I finally made it to work I was fifteen minutes late
I told my boss about the flat tire but he fired me anyway
So I'm sitting out here in the parking lot waiting by his Corvette
I'm gonna give him a good-bye present he never will forget [/Paul Thorn]

04-19-2009, 10:44 PM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	[Paul Thorn] Well I was running late for work so I grabbed me some coffee to go Just before I had a flat tire I spilled it all over my clothes When the highway patrolman pulled up I thought that help was on the way But when he saw that tire tool in my hand He shot me with the pepper spray ... When I finally made it to work I was fifteen minutes late I told my boss about the flat tire but he fired me anyway So I'm sitting out here in the parking lot waiting by his Corvette I'm gonna give him a good-bye present he never will forget [/Paul Thorn] __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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