Am I a Mental Bitch?

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Also, I must add, there is a world of difference between the terms "crazy woman" and "crazy bitch".

From the standpoint of the man, almost all women have a good deal of crazy in 'em. Some have much more than others, though, and the types of crazy vary such that "crazy woman" is quite often a term of endearment.

Crazy woman might:
- have flighty little sayings painted on the walls of her bedroom
- insist on wearing sheer shawls about her shoulders at all times
- create "collages" well after high school
- grow her nails out and pretend she is a witch
- make weird statements out of nowhere that have nothing to do with the conversation
- be vegan

Crazy bitch might:
- throw a fifteen minute crying jag over the state of the bathroom sink
- not talk to the man for a day and a half because one of his co-workers happens to be a young skinny blond
- walk away in the full expectation that the man will "come rescue her" to show his love
- argue at the top of her lungs so that the man will do the same, thus somehow showing his concern for the relationship
- be bulimic

Oddly, many young men are attracted to the crazy bitch because that kind of craziness often indicates that she is a freak in the sack. It takes maturity to realize that the bitchiness is not worth it. This is similar to the young woman's attraction to the dangerous man. The dangerous man is the male version of the crazy bitch. (There is no male analogue to the crazy woman.)