Deal Breakers

[Cicero]

When I was dating I had a list of immediate deal-breakers:

Guys that don't own any books, but a large collection of Maxim.

Guys that don't have paper or pens.

Guys that have no interest in art whatsoever.

Guys that think women hit on them, when they are not.

Guys that only like sports.

Guys that refuse to shake hands with who you are introducing them to. (knee jerk) *twitch*

Guys that mis-use common words, and act like you are dumb because you are a girl.

Guys that look at anything that walks by.

Guys that only love Jesus.

Guys that you are sure, seem like a pedophile or serial killer.

Guys that are masking heavily racist tendencies and tattoos.

Guys that have no need for literature and do not want to talk about books.

Guys that only watch action movies.

Guys that only get stoned and play video games.

Guys that act like you are stupid, because they are too dumb to understand what you are talking about.


There's more....

[SteveDallas]

Wow, this is like one of LJ's newbie quizzes...

Originally Posted by Cicero

Guys that don't own any books, but a large collection of Maxim.

How about a lot of books, and a large collection of Maxim?

Originally Posted by Cicero

Guys that don't have paper or pens.

What do you mean by "have?" I've purchased them, but actually locating them at any particular moment is iffy.

Originally Posted by Cicero

Guys that have no interest in art whatsoever.

I'm extremely lukewarm. I do like some Renaissance stuff, especially Flemish ones. Abstract and impressionist stuff is just a big yawn.

Originally Posted by Cicero

Guys that mis-use common words, and act like you are dumb because you are a girl.

It's possible I'm misusing words, AND your dumb.

Originally Posted by Cicero

Guys that look at anything that walks by.

Not me. (Just anything human and female.)

Originally Posted by Cicero

Guys that have no need for literature and do not want to talk about books.

I suppose that depends whether you consider science fiction to be "literature."