The coming liberal thugocracy

[Urbane Guerrilla]

Originally Posted by richlevy

I can see UG leaving the country and joining Slang on a road trip through Southeast Asia. Sort of like Hope & Crosby, but with guns, beer, and prostitutes.

Cue up Zevon's "Lawyers, Guns, And Money" on the in-dash CD. Make sure the cooler has plenty of Singha beer. But no Mekong brand whiskey. I learned a life lesson once; never drink anything that only gets a lukewarm endorsement from an Australian Army infantryman.

("We are not drinking Mekong!!") /Sideways

Whatever we use for firearms depends on what threats we're planning to encounter. Pistols can be small and innocent; selective fire assault rifles are only de rigueur on the rifle-rack up in opium country.

Slang's never mentioned his singing voice to me, and I dance pretty clumpish. Maybe we can do the harmony parts of "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner."