The coming liberal thugocracy

[elSicomoro]

He already lives in what may be the most liberal state in the country. I see nothing changing.

[richlevy]

Originally Posted by sycamore

He already lives in what may be the most liberal state in the country. I see nothing changing.

I can see UG leaving the country and joining Slang on a road trip through Southeast Asia. Sort of like Hope & Crosby, but with guns, beer, and prostitutes.

[Urbane Guerrilla]

Originally Posted by richlevy

I can see UG leaving the country and joining Slang on a road trip through Southeast Asia. Sort of like Hope & Crosby, but with guns, beer, and prostitutes.

Cue up Zevon's "Lawyers, Guns, And Money" on the in-dash CD. Make sure the cooler has plenty of Singha beer. But no Mekong brand whiskey. I learned a life lesson once; never drink anything that only gets a lukewarm endorsement from an Australian Army infantryman.

("We are not drinking Mekong!!") /Sideways

Whatever we use for firearms depends on what threats we're planning to encounter. Pistols can be small and innocent; selective fire assault rifles are only de rigueur on the rifle-rack up in opium country.

Slang's never mentioned his singing voice to me, and I dance pretty clumpish. Maybe we can do the harmony parts of "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner."

[Urbane Guerrilla]

Time time time, for another peaceful war Roland the headless Thompson gunner Time stands still for Roland 'til he evens up the score Norway's bravest son

They can still see his headless body stalking through the night

In the muzzle flash of Roland's Thompson gun
In the muzzle flash of Roland's Thompson gun

[ZenGum]

Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

I learned a life lesson once; never drink anything that only gets a lukewarm endorsement from an Australian Army infantryman.

("We are not drinking Mekong!!") /Sideways

That must be some seriously dodgy stuff. The Australian palate recognises three grades of spirits:
Knickersoff (suitable for women)
Rocket fuel (suitable for men)
Window cleaner (Suitable for teenagers who haven't learnt better yet)


Mind you ...

I learned a life lesson once;

Must ... not ... willfully ... misinterpret ... ... ... must ... ignore ... opportunity ... for ... sarcastic ... comment ... oh fuckit

I hope you learn another one soon.