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Old 10-23-2008, 05:21 PM   #11
jester
why so serious
 
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It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old white man married a 20 year old white girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age? He answered "You've got to keep that old motor running."
The following year she gave birth again. The same nurse said "You really are amazing. How do you do it? He again said "You've got to keep the old motor running."
The same thing happened the next year. The nurse said "You must be quite a man." He responded "You've got to keep that old motor running." The nurse then said, "Well, you better change the oil. This one's black."
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