Adultery

[Sundae]

Originally Posted by smoothmoniker

Yeah, that was my thought too. That seems ... highly illegal.

Not if they caught at work - gross misconduct?

A man comes home from work one night, dragging his steps and looking thoroughly ashamed of himself. He sits his wife down and tells her the bad news.
- Honey I'm sorry. I lost my job.
- Lost your job? What for?
- For weeks now I've had an overwhelming desire to stick my knob in the bacon slicer. Well today I gave in. And I got caught.
- Well, I suppose it could have been worse - you seem okay. What was wrong with the bacon slicer?
- I don't know - she ran off before they could fire her.