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07-18-2008, 05:01 PM
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to live and die in LA
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Location: Los Angeles
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07-18-2008, 05:53 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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Location: West Yorkshire
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A man comes home from work one night, dragging his steps and looking thoroughly ashamed of himself. He sits his wife down and tells her the bad news. - Honey I'm sorry. I lost my job. - Lost your job? What for? - For weeks now I've had an overwhelming desire to stick my knob in the bacon slicer. Well today I gave in. And I got caught. - Well, I suppose it could have been worse - you seem okay. What was wrong with the bacon slicer? - I don't know - she ran off before they could fire her. |
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