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Old 12-06-2007, 04:28 PM   #16
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I've often wondered if my awesomeness is body-mass dependent. If I weigh 200 lbs, and I gain 20 lbs, is there 10% more of my awesome in the world?

I hope so, because that's how I'm justifying this second cheeseburger.
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Old 12-06-2007, 04:53 PM   #17
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SM, it is awesome to see you back!

LJ - WTF? Do we have to guess why you're suddenly so fucking awesome? Is it directly related to you being a husband? Did I (as is usual anymore) miss something?

You got a gigantic Xmas bonus, didn't you?
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Old 12-06-2007, 04:56 PM   #18
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My cheeseburger count is pretty low. Smooth is exactly double as awesome as me if we are going pound for pound here. This does not mean that I am not awesome.....just half as awesome as smooth...which is why my name is not smooth. Unless we consider pizza. I will justify my evening's intake of pizza because smooth is double my awesomeness. That's the story and I'm sticking to it!
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Old 12-06-2007, 05:19 PM   #19
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have you switched your stalking victi...er, i mean target?
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Old 12-06-2007, 06:14 PM   #20
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have you switched your stalking victi...er, i mean target?
Well everyone can't be so lucky...so no.
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Old 12-06-2007, 07:18 PM   #21
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I've often wondered if my awesomeness is body-mass dependent. If I weigh 200 lbs, and I gain 20 lbs, is there 10% more of my awesome in the world?

I hope so, because that's how I'm justifying this second cheeseburger.
if this were true...i'd be 142.5% awesomer than your ...pre cheesburger weight....self.
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Old 12-07-2007, 01:08 AM   #22
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It's not the wand that makes the magic, it's the magician, behind the wand...............
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Old 12-12-2007, 11:07 AM   #23
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Old 12-12-2007, 11:26 AM   #24
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that's great.
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Old 12-12-2007, 11:59 AM   #25
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Old 12-12-2007, 11:59 AM   #26
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that is even better. i love it.
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Old 05-22-2008, 12:02 PM   #27
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I'm still pretty awesome.
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Old 05-22-2008, 02:57 PM   #28
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Is that what that hobo you've been fucking said?

Oooh, sorry, I forgot you were on the DL with your hobosexuality
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Old 05-22-2008, 04:33 PM   #29
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your mom's not a hobo. i let her sleep in my toolshed nowadays.
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Old 05-22-2008, 04:58 PM   #30
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she said thanks. and she hardly even notices your cock, so it's not that bad.
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