Let me just tell you how great a guy I am
 

.......prett tee great.






you?

It takes years of contemplation to achieve your level of self-awareness, master.

I am 70% chance of awesome, on any given day.

Well, you DO live in LA.

I was awesome once.

So he also has a 70% chance of getting shot or in a high speed pursuit, on any given day.

that's awesome too

Wha?

i'm going to say that to someone today. I'll let you know how it goes over.

And therefore, a 49% chance of being shot while in a high speed pursuit.

TO-O-O-O-TALLY AWESOME!!!! ..... dude.

what are the odds of him being awesome while being shot while in a high speed chase? do we need Happy Monkey for this?

34.3% chance of being an awesome while leading a high-speed pursuit with by bullet-ridden self. Kick Ass!

Yes. We require a 3-D tape model of different high speed chases combined with shootings.

Also with a few hot chicks thrown in for kicks.

There is a cubic inch component in this as well. One can acheive awesomeness much more easily in a bullet riddled late '60s muscle car than in a stolen step van with a laundry or bread logo slapped on the side.



yes I am awesome

That's what she said.